i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go
This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.
You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
so that’s the function of a rubber duck
I have never heard of this, but now I want to get some rubber ducks.
20 Hilliard St SE, Atlanta GA, 30312
The Trio Laundry Dry Cleaning Building was built in 1910. It is on the National Register of Historic Places and is part of the Martin Luther King Jr. Landmark District. Due to its brick construction, it was one of a very few buildings in this neighborhood that…
I didn’t realize it was on the National Register of Historic Places. We have to respect our historic buildings, there are not many left. Shame on the Atlanta Housing Authority.
ina garten knows exactly how to kill us all
"begin phase one"
If you can’t get pure weapons-grade plutonium store bought is fine.
A small, brunette woman is seen leaning over a military console, her arms spread in front of her. She shifts her weight as her hands do something out of view. She moves to another section of the massive, ancient computer and you can see what her hands were blocking: two keyed switches about 5 feet apart.
She begins to laugh as she types, staring at a screen out of the frame. She finishes typing with a flourish, stands and turns to face the camera that records every action within the bunker. With a wicked grin, she mutters, “How easy is that?” just before the feed cuts out.
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that
Yay! I’ve been looking forward to this.
Thank you for joining me! My name is Drew Green and I’m the creator of the webcomic you quite probably are here to read (or so I hope!).
"Lotus For Help" follows the weird adventures of an ex-secret agent, her wizard boss, a bubbly demon summoner, and an invisible demon. It’s here on this fateful night where we begin the tale that will cause their paths to cross, so I hope you enjoy the ride!
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August 20th, 2014
Yes, yes I am.
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Dear White America: Wilson had ZERO reason to murder Mike
Spread this like wildfire
The ugh continues.